Sawbones: Santa Is Sick

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

Medical History, Health & Fitness, History, Medicine, Comedy, Sawbones

4.8 • 15.1K Ratings

🗓️ 24 December 2016

⏱️ 30 minutes

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Summary

It's Candlenights 2016, and that can only mean one thing: Dr. Sydnee is trying to ruin Christmas again. Join her as she explains to poor, pitiful Justin all of Santa's terrible health risks, recorded live in Huntington, WV. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers

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0:00.0	Ladies and gentlemen,
0:01.8	SABLES!
0:03.4	SABLES!
0:05.4	SABLES!
0:07.6	SABLES!
0:09.6	SABLES!
0:11.2	SABLES!
0:14.2	SABLES is a show about medical history,
0:16.8	and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.
0:21.2	It's for fun.
0:22.8	Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?
0:28.2	We think you've earned it.
0:29.8	Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.
0:36.4	You're worth it.
0:40.4	All right!
0:41.4	What time is about to books?
0:44.4	One, two, one, good day for all.
0:59.8	Hello everybody and welcome to SABLES!
1:09.6	Emerald Jerv Miskot in Medicine, I am your co-host Justin McAroy.
1:14.6	And I'm Sydney McAroy.
1:18.6	Every time, every single time.
1:34.2	Okay, I decided press record.
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