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Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a metal tour of Miscited Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin T. McElroy.

And I'm Sydney S. McElroy. Very eye-to-face.

Formerly A.

You tried it last week with our middle name. Full middle name sounds hoity-toity.

It sounds hoity-toity. Middle initials like. Yeah, I got one.

That's what my sister called Booji. Booji? Okay. I think that's a reference to the bourgeoisie.

Yes.

So yeah, this is Saubones and I'm pretty excited this week because I feel like already probably I'm the MVP.

Of Saubones this week? Yes. Why? I know why you're saying this, but why don't you explain why you think you're the MVP?

You know normally it's sort of split sort of 6040. 6040, huh?

You're doing 40% which is just the research. Oh, I'm doing 60% because I'm like talking on the show, coming up with like insights and editing and posting it.

It's like a 6040 split. Yeah. This week is almost more like 70, 30 or maybe 75, 25 because I also came up with the idea for the show this week.

And honestly, my shoulders are getting sore. Do you know why? From holding the show up. Yeah, from carrying carrying it carrying the show.

So you think you think you did that much of the work? I just feel like the kind of MV 3 quarters about conservatively.

You're definitely doing your part. You're pitching in for sure. Just doing all the research in the topic that you asked me to research for you.

Yeah, so that was almost 5050 split on the research because it was my idea and you just kind of ran it in the end zone.

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