Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's blasted out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves hot like a rum.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a metal tour of Miscited Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin Tyler McAroy.

And I'm Sydney and Smirl McAroy. That's not your name anymore. I destroyed Anne.

You destroyed Anne first. I destroyed Anne with our marriage. There is no more Sydney Anne.

There is only Sydney Smirl. There is only Mrs. McAroy.

Oh no, no, that's not going to fly. I'm sorry. It's Dr. McAroy.

Dr. Justin and Sydney. No, okay. You don't see you don't get to be a doctor just because I am.

Well, it's just the one doctor at the beginning.

I really want to make sure you never accidentally get an honorary doctorate. I worry about that.

With you achieving levels of internet celebrity, there's always the fear that someone will want to give you an honorary doctorate and then you're going to get to be doctorate.

No, it is my literally my life goal. It's all I want. It's an honorary doctorate.

Please, no one, everyone listening do not give Justin an honorary doctorate.

I'm very the doctorate. Talk to people you know who can make that happen for me.

No, please.

But it's a new year. It's 2017. That could happen. The year's full of possibilities.

We've put away garbage here 2016. That's right.

The dumpster where it belongs. And now we've moved on to good year 2017.

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