Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

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We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm Madison, I'm Madison, I'm the Estelle in Macau for the mouth.

Wow! Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, I'm Aaron Stewart, Miss Guy in Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. How you doing, Sim? I'm good, Justin. How are you feeling? You were supposed to have a big appointment today.

Yeah, I was supposed to get into a crown. I got a fake replacement tooth on there right now, but I was supposed to get a crown.

But I'd get news. Well, I mean, depending on your perspective, but good news, my tooth was it done?

Is that good news? Because now you still have whatever that fake tooth is, that fake...

Out of upsetting fake tooth. No, I mean, it's good.

You can't chew very well with me. You keep getting stuff stuck back there. It's been, it's really been traumatizing for me, honestly, as the one I've asked to deal with.

On you. That's my primary concern. No, I mean, I guess I'm a little sad to not have a cool new tooth, but the nice thing about it is, it didn't work.

You know, nobody likes that. So it was kind of like a brief reprieve. I understand that completely.

Uh-huh, I bet you do. Cause you have been ten years. I'm not advocating that. I'm not saying that's a choice anyone else should make.

Please go to your dentist, everyone. Go now.

It was kind of a nice reprieve, you know, cause now I get to spend a lovely, autumnal afternoon here in front of the, uh, in the Saban Studios.

Just talking to my wife about...

Uh, warm sick crawl out of your butt?

Okay.

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