Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

I'm not a shunt, I'm not a shunt, I'm not a shunt, I'm not a shunt, I'm a scallot, my cop, for the mouth.

Wow! Hello, everybody and welcome to Saubones and Reddletoor, a misguided medicine I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

And I'm Sydney McAroy. Happy Halloween, Sydney.

Very spooky, Justin. Don't you mean spooopy?

Sorry, that's right, it's spooopy.

It's a very spooopy episode of Saubones and it's late because we couldn't pick a costume for Charlie and it took us days upon days.

We bought all the costumes, we put her in every single one and it was just, it was a big ordeal plus she got all this candy for a trick or treat and we had to eat it.

Oh.

And that took up a lot of time.

And once she's a baby and she can't eat candy.

And we had to protect her from it because a choking hazard so we ate all of it.

So we had to eat it in her defense which jokes on you everybody who gave us candy.

That baby candy.

That baby candy candy you idiot.

That was for us.

Those dumb dumb just kept giving us candy.

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