Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Wow!

Hello, we're being called Saubones. We're at the Maritold Tour of Miscite and Medicine. I am your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy.

Sydney, you want to hear a spooopy story?

You know what? You know I'm all in for spooopy stories.

This is my spooopy story. When I was a kid, I thought that Lyme disease and scurvy were the same thing because I knew you had to eat citrus to get rid of scurvy.

So I thought Lyme disease and scurvy were the same thing until I was like in my late teens.

That's your, is that it? Are you done?

Yeah, that's the spooopy story.

Okay, I'm confused. Which part of that is spooopy?

Well, the spooopy part is you married me and also we have an infant daughter.

Fair, fair. That's pretty spooopy, right?

Yeah, I don't even know if spooopy would be the word. I think more like horrified if I contemplated.

Well, don't think about it too much. Yeah, it's terrifying.

That's not gonna be a way.

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