Sawbones: Plastic Surgery
Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine
Justin McElroy
4.8 • 15.4K Ratings
🗓️ 5 March 2014
⏱️ 37 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion. |
| 0:07.0 | It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil? |
| 0:14.0 | We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth. |
| 0:22.0 | You're worth it. |
| 0:25.0 | Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four. |
| 0:33.0 | We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around. |
| 0:56.0 | The medicines, the medicines, the escalator, the cop, for the mouth. |
| 1:03.0 | Wow! |
| 1:05.0 | Hello, everybody and welcome to Sawbones, a weirdo tour of Miscotted Medicine. I am your co-host Justin McAroy. |
| 1:11.0 | I'm Sydney. |
| 1:12.0 | Sydney we finished watching the Oscars on Monday morning because we had a good bed. |
| 1:18.0 | They were on too late. |
| 1:20.0 | Who can stay up that late? |
| 1:22.0 | Nobody can stay up that late. |
| 1:23.0 | I can't anymore. |
| 1:24.0 | Watching the Oscars sit, I kind of feel like I need to refresh my look. |
| 1:31.0 | I mean, I can understand that. There were certainly a lot of beautiful people. |
| 1:34.0 | I want to be one of the beautiful people. I think. |
| 1:37.0 | You mean kind of like Adele Mendoza, what was her name? |
| 1:41.0 | Adele Mendoza. |
| 1:43.0 | I feel like that's really the only thing holding me back. |
| 1:47.0 | I keep getting passed over for the big nominations for the big awards. |
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