Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello, everybody and welcome to Sawbones and Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McAroy.

I need you to look at this lump on my head. Possibly fatal lump.

Small, possibly fatal lump just above my ear. I don't know if I've ever had you look at it before.

No, you have me look at it all the time.

But just by feeling it, are you able to tell if it's a serious fatal, probably fatal lump on my head?

No, I mean, it's assist.

See how it hurts when I poke on it?

Ow! Shoot!

Shoot that hurts.

Gosh darn it!

Yeah, you're going to have to get that cut out. It's not fatal though.

I'm afraid I'm going to need some assistance to get it removed.

I've touched it.

Was that a joke?

Yeah, because you said it's assist.

But you're able to tell if it's fatal or not, it's amazing.

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