Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicines, the medicines that escalate my crop for the mouth.

Hi, everybody and welcome to Sawbones, a marital tour of Miscite Medicine.

I am your co-host, Justin McRoy, and I'm Sydney.

Sydney, it was a big week this week here at the McRoy Ranch.

That's true.

Yeah, McRoy Ranch.

McRoy Ranch?

I don't know. I don't think we have enough land for it to be a ranch.

That's fair. We were celebrating your mom's birthday.

That's true.

This week.

My mom's birthday week.

Birthday week, yes. Your mom doesn't limit herself to one birthday.

Well, why limit yourself to just one day when you could just be born every day for several days and then get more presents?

You have the quick version of why your mom does not have a birthday or just her birthday.

My mom does have a birthday, multiple.

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