Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Hello everybody, welcome to Saubones, Metal Gear, Miscite, and Medicine. I am Yoko who is Justin McAroy.

I'm Sydney McAroy.

He said, how you doing?

I'm doing good, Justin. I've been thinking about our show.

I really think that we need to be a little more topical, a little more timely with the stuff that we discuss.

Excellent, that's a great idea, because that's going to help you go viral.

Right, well that was my thought. It's a lot more people would listen to it if our show was connected to stuff that's going on right now.

Makes perfect sense to me.

Which is hard for a history show, right?

Right.

The whole essence of our show is that it's already happened. Gosh, this is really, this is a lot deeper of a problem than I had.

Let's not get bogged down the details.

Do we want to get into that?

This is like an existential question. It's history, but it's now, but it's, could it be topical?

What is our first, like, get me in here, said, what's our topical hook this week?

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