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Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Sawbones: Pregnancy Tests

Sawbones: A Marital Tour of Misguided Medicine

Justin McElroy

History, Comedy, Sawbones, Health & Fitness, Medical History, Medicine

4.815.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2014

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to Sawbones, where Dr. Sydnee McElroy and her husband Justin McElroy take you on a whimsical tour of the dumb ways in which we've tried to fix people. This week: We pee on EVERYTHING. Music: "Medicines" by The Taxpayers (http://thetaxpayers.net)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Sawbones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

0:07.0

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

0:14.0

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

0:22.0

You're worth it.

0:25.0

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

0:33.0

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We pushed on through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

0:56.0

The medicines, the medicines that escalate my crop for the mouth.

1:03.0

Welcome to Sawbones, a metal tour of misguided medicine. I am your co-host Justin McAroy.

1:11.0

I'm Sydney. We got baby fever in McAroy Household.

1:16.0

That's true. I call it that now because it's your pregnancy.

1:19.0

We had baby fever and then I literally had some sort of viral illness as well.

1:24.0

We've got every kind of fever you can get. Double dose.

1:28.0

It's a lot harder to be sick when you're pregnant than when you're not.

1:33.0

That's because you're the baby's eating everything you need to get strong.

1:37.0

All those nutrients, all that vitamin C is in the baby now. Plus one, as we've taken to calling the baby.

1:43.0

Because we don't know what the baby is yet and I'm trying to refrain from saying it.

1:48.0

Plus one.

1:50.0

We alternate pronouns depending on our whim.

1:55.0

What my dreams were the night before.

1:59.0

I'm kidding.

2:02.0

You've been getting a lot of attention since the pregnancy thing.

2:09.0

Lots of people want to ask you how you feel or telling you to rest up or stuff.

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