Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, Tommy is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of misguided medicine. I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy.

I tried to do a really normal one that time and it came out feeling weirder than if I did it.

It did. It felt like you were doing an impersonation of yourself.

I'm a normal guy. This is how a normal podcast does it.

Justin, I almost made a major club.

Yeah, what's talking about that woman's sister?

Major screw up. I don't know. Major something.

So when I sat down to put together this episode, many listeners, many of you wonderful listeners,

had written in saying that I should talk about a recent archaeological discovery that was made in Borneo by Indonesian and Australian scientists, archaeologists of what we now know of,

unless something changes in the future, of as the first recorded surgical amputation.

Well, the first discovered, I guess that wasn't recorded.

Right. We found a skeleton that was missing.

We haven't found the record. Sorry, history.

Well, it did discover a 30-ish thousand year old somewhere in there skeleton that was missing a left foot.

And it appeared that the tibia and fibula were cleanly cut.

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