Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicines, the medicines, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Wow! Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a marital tour of Niskaya Medicine, I'm your co-host Justin McRoy.

And I'm Sydney McRoy. Sydney, I've been thinking a lot about this and I have to find a way to improve my brand to increase the scope and power of the Justin McRoy brand.

Aren't you like already internet famous enough?

All of 34,000 followers on Twitter, what's that Sydney? It's nothing. It's a job in the hat. Look at Gaga, look at Bieber. I gotta get into the right.

You just really love to throw that number around whenever you can, don't you?

No, I don't know about that. Anyway, I gotta...

Justin corrects me constantly. I'll be like, Justin has over like 20,000. He's like, that's 30,000.

That's all I've got.

I'm sorry.

I'm just the brand of Justin McRoy. I feel like it's been on the Wayne. I need it to wax. I need to improve my brand and need it to grow.

I need your ideas for how I can do this.

Have you considered getting like a case of hiccups that won't go away?

That was not high on my list. Did that work for somebody?

Yeah, there was this girl in Florida, like Tampa, Jennifer Me, Me, Me, something, who got hiccups when she was 15 for several weeks and you know,

like news stations, like to do those... Listen to this zany piece of news.

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