Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Wow.

You are a baby and welcome to Saubones. We're able to do a misguided medicine. I'm your co-host. Just in Macaroid.

And I'm Sydney Macaroid.

I'm an inhale there. It's a droma.

You sounded like you weren't sure what you were going to say.

I didn't know what followed. I just opened my mouth to let the magic come in.

You have different people that you pretend to be, like different aliases.

You just couldn't remember.

Oh my gosh. Like which wife you're with at this moment and all of a sudden it's all coming crashing down around me.

You have many wives in many places.

No.

I've just figured it out based on that long pause.

None of what you're saying is accurate. I have different personalities for every show.

Every podcast is monocles.

It's slightly different, Justin. Different permutations. Different masks.

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