Saubones is a show about medical history, and nothing the hosts say should be taken as medical advice or opinion.

It's for fun. Can't you just have fun for an hour and not try to diagnose your mystery boil?

We think you've earned it. Just sit back, relax, and enjoy a moment of distraction from that weird growth.

You're worth it.

Alright, time is about to books. One, two, one, two, three, four.

We came across a pharmacy with a toy and that's lost it out. We were shot through the broken glass and had ourselves a look around.

The medicine, the medicine, the escalant macaw for the mouth.

Wow! Hello everybody and welcome to Saubones, a myrtle tour of Miss Guy to Medicine. I am your co-host Justin McElroy.

And I'm Sydney McElroy. I'm trying to sound like a bigger deal.

Oh, okay. Here he is, Justin McElroy.

I don't think you're allowed to do that about yourself though.

If I don't, who will?

I mean, do you need me to? If this is something you need, like for your self-esteem or for the way you feel about yourself.

I would never ask that of you. Sydney, I've been thinking a lot about our human that we're making.

And one of my things is I wanted to get ahead start. I think that's natural.

I think any parent wants that for their child, you know, head in a class, is it worth?

Right. Well, I've been like reading calculus textbooks to my abdomen.

Sure. That is one way. I have an alternate suggestion.

How about this? From the first day that she is alive, we give her to drink exclusively.

Red Bull.

You wait. Red Bull.

Like the energy drink, Red Bull.

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