SAVE TOOTH BOY

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 8 January 2014

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Chelsea struggles with new money guilt. Callers explain risks of rope swings and karaoke. Social anxiety at puppy adoption failure. Growing Alaska interest. Poodle groomer websites. Ice cream sandwiches. Kona coffee. A caller gives Chelsea an exhaustive P

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0:00.0	Paul from the Diamond Center?
0:02.0	Is this Paul from the Diamond Center?
0:05.0	To send a voicemail.
0:07.0	Is this Paul from the Diamond Center?
0:10.0	No. From what? It's a Bay Area reference.
0:15.0	Bay Area reference. I'm assuming you're not.
0:20.0	No, I'm not from the Bay Area.
0:22.0	Huh. No, I'm not from the Bay Area.
0:23.0	Hi.
0:25.0	What's at?
0:28.0	Okay, you want to hear a story?
0:32.0	Sure. Okay. So I lost my front tooth a couple months ago. I was on a rope swing and like it was like over a river so like I
0:47.5	I climbed this tree and I get on the rope swing and like as I reached a
0:52.4	full pendulum of the swing I let go of the rope and the rope like
0:56.9	wraps around my face and gets into my mouth and as I fall into the water it snags on my tooth and rips my front tooth out of my skull.
1:06.0	Oh my God.
1:08.0	Yeah.
1:10.0	When you landed...
1:12.0	My very front top juice.
1:15.0	Were you knocked out at all?
1:17.0	Were you like,
1:18.0	Where am I?
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