SUSAN, SAM AND BONG

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.7 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 17 December 2013

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

Gabe Liedman and Jenny Slate join Chelsea Peretti for some good old fashioned bong. Beyoncé album talk. A caller discusses a negging Nancy. A caller tricks us into insulting him. Beyoncé. Song memory lane. Bong.

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0:00.0	I'm not fully awake yet I'm not fully awake.
0:16.0	Please call me back or text me
0:20.0	because I'm not fully awake.
0:25.0	Don't comment on my voice how gravely it is.
0:30.0	Because I'm not fully awake.
0:32.0	I can't retaliate.
0:34.4	Don't comment on the time of day.
0:37.9	I work at night.
0:40.0	So I can sleep in the day.
0:42.2	Thank you.
0:43.0	Bye. Good morning!
0:57.0	!
0:58.0	! Been having to do a lot of clearing my throat.
1:03.0	Which my mom always did growing up,
1:07.0	so things are going good.
1:10.0	Yeah.
1:11.0	Yeah. Yeah.
1:12.0	Yeah. I do have a little bit of coffee crink it through my
1:20.0	I do have a little bit of coffee
1:25.0	crink it through my sous. Two very special guests here today with me.
1:29.0	Geeh, Leibman, as well as Jennifer Slight.
1:37.0	Oh, changing it.
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