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CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

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CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Comedy, Society & Culture, Arts

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2014

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

A male nurse calls from a shed. Lots of discussion of music and the arts: Bruno Mars, Walter Mitty, August Osage County. A call from master gif-assembler Liza Dye for a debate on Beyoncé, Miley, Tina Turner, discussion of Golden Globes, NY and LA, etc. Lo

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0:00.0

Well, well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome back to call Chelsea, Br I remember I mean right now about sound effects because I remember I mean right now about sound effects because like I feel like if you're a girl people are like, uh, that's not how guns sound,

0:24.0

it's not how explosion sound, it's like,

0:26.0

only guys can do sound explosions.

0:29.0

Fuck that shit.

0:30.0

O'Pwpw!

0:31.0

Pcho! Pow! P! Is that good?

0:45.0

good?

0:47.0

Please just say it's good.

0:51.0

Anyway, guys, enough about gender and equality, am I right?

0:55.0

Nature, nurture, nature, nature, nature,

0:57.0

and nurture, eh, let's count the whole thing.

0:59.0

Boom!

1:01.0

We're getting ready to go, We're getting ready to go.

1:05.0

Deep deep into the pod.

1:08.0

Deep, deep into the pod.

1:11.0

I'm thinking about quitting coffee and I am cereal. Okay I was thinking first of all one of my friends who I

1:20.1

drank coffee with like nobody's business. I'm talking coffee after coffee. Anyway I called him and he's like yeah I quit coffee. I was like what?

1:32.0

And... he's like yeah I quit coffee. I was like what? And we were just talking about it. It's like yes, if you're

1:37.5

prone toward anxiousness and being high-strung, why would you ever touch a cup of coffee.

1:43.8

All it doesn't makes you feel more anxious.

1:48.4

I just was laughing thinking about how all I've done is just make songs about coffee and talk about how great it is and probably

1:56.3

my audience is not going to be receptive to just common sense of maybe we should all stop.

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