You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at savage.love.

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast cast a lie can travel halfway around the world before the truth

can find its shoes or get its pants on depending on who this famous quote is credited to

Winston Churchill Oscar Wilde Mark Twain it's either that the truth can't find its shoes or put its pants on faster.

I'd like to give the quote, a little spin of my own, maybe expand it a little bit. A lie can pull

its pants down, stick its dick through a glory hole, get its dick sucked by a complete stranger,

or what the lie hopes is a complete stranger, below its lying load down a throat and

then put its pants back on and still make it halfway around the world before the truth can

find its shoes or put on its pants. Okay, okay, doesn't roll off the tongue or up and out of the

throat quite as easily as the pithier versions of this quote credited to far pithier

writers and thinkers. But it's kind of where my head went when I read something in the Daily

Caller. The Daily Caller, the conservative news website founded by Tucker Carlson, which is the news

website that once described me as a deviant of the highest order, which I have used as my

bio and my social media ever since. And I can digress for a second. Ever since the daily caller

called me a deviant of the highest order, I've been thinking seriously about creating the

noble order of the deviant, kind of like the noble order of the garter, founded in 1348 by Edward III,

and like kings and queens of England ever since, I could pass out little enamel pins once a year

to noble deviance gongs, as the Brits call them, because deviance, we deserve knighthoods too.

Anyway, the Daily Caller reported this week that students at the University of Augsburg

and Germany petitioned their university to install glory holes in campus bathrooms. Students at

the University of Augsburg also requested that condoms, knee pads, licking wipes, and other

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