You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at Savage. Love.

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast. I'm going to take Marjorie Taylor Green's bait because I never could resist a butt plug. I have some

sentimental feelings about them actually because a butt plug played a significant role in the

Dan and Terry love story. The first gift I ever got Terry, this horny young twink who loved getting fucked,

the first gift I ever got him was a butt plug.

And it didn't go over well.

He was actually kind of appalled and more than a little annoyed.

I guess it wasn't what he expected as a birthday gift

from his brand new boyfriend of all of six weeks. And his annoyance may have had something to do

with me putting that plug in a fancy box and wrapping it nicely and then letting him open it,

sitting in a booth in the bar where we met, surrounded by his closest friends.

You know, he was actually kind of pissed.

Like someone once said, the course of true love ne'er did run smooth.

In retrospect, of course, I can see why, what I did wasn't okay.

It wasn't okay.

In the moment at that stage of my emotional development, I thought

it was funny. We'd been having sex for a few weeks and six weeks and all of his friends at the

party were gay and based on the data I'd collected on Terry up to that point, I was like,

you would love butt plugs. And Terry was like sex toys. Ew, gross. I would never. I'm not

that kind of boy. And I was like, that's what all the boys say until you get a butt plug in him for

the first time. Luckily for me, Terry's friends were like, dude, you're dating a notoriously

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