You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at savage.love.

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.

Ladies and gentlemen and folks, I present the case of MJT versus DIL, DOS, Marjorie Taylor Green versus Dildos, round two.

Green tweeted up storm over the weekend about some dildos for sale at a Walmart in her

congressional district in Georgia.

At Walmart, many of your customers in my district are reaching out to me about sex toys

being sold in your Dalton store, Green's tweet storm begins.

They're extremely upset and absolutely horrified that sex toys are being sold openly

right next to children's toothbrushes. This is grooming. Okay, first, this is not grooming.

Grooming. The action of attempting to form a relationship with a child or young person or the

child's family with the intention

of sexually assaulting that child.

Grooming is what youth pastors do in church basements in Green's district.

What Walmart is doing is stocking.

Product placement, not like in the movies, but in the literal sense of products being placed on shelves in stores.

There's a photo that Green included in her tweet and it would appear that Walmart, based on that one photo,

allegedly taken at that one store in Green's district, it would appear that a small and rather sad

selection of vibrators and a couple of bottles of lube was placed

on a very high shelf right next to a selection of children's toothbrushes, which are also

on a very high shelf.

You've heard of wardrobe malfunctions.

...