Savage Lovecast Episode 783

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 October 2021

⏱️ 49 minutes

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Summary

A woman and her husband recently had their wedding celebration. She gave him the full hall pass to go party down with his pals and bring in some sex workers. She stayed home with her gal pals. Now, she wants to exact SEX REVENGE, and have a dalliance herself. Is this so wrong? A newly out lesbian wants to get a dyke haircut. But she doesn't want to be a walking lesbian cliche´. Walking lesbian cliche´ Tracey Cataldo, a.k.a. Dan's "Mean Lesbian Boss" (and we really mean it, you should see her on her motorcycle,) is on to talk this lady into chopping those locks. Own it girl! On the Magnum, a caller answered an ad from someone who wants to be trained as a dog. The fearless caller is game, but has only trained 4 legged dogs, never the human kind. Dan brings on Amp from the Watt's the Safeword YouTube channel, to explain the joy of puppy play. A delight! And, hi neighbor! A woman has just built a house right next to a gay couple. Her 5 year-old's room offers a clear view of the neighbors' hot tub, complete with floating sex toys. Just how awkward of a conversation is in store for them? 206-302-2064 voicemail@savagelovecast.com This episode is brought to you by Calm, the #1 app for sleep and relaxation. For a limited time get 40% off a Calm Premium subscription at CALM.COM/Savage. This episode of the Savage Lovecast is sponsored by OMGyes.com: a website dedicated to getting scientific truths out about women's sexual pleasure. Savage Lovecast listeners can get a discount if they go to OMGYES.com/Savage. The Savage Lovecast is brought to you by Dame Products: a woman-founded sex toy company. Visit DameProducts.com/Savage to get 10% off your first order.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast at Savage. Love.
0:05.0	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:14.4	well, there's nothing you can't pass on the Savage Lovecast.
0:23.6	Going to start this week's show with a couple of callbacks.
0:26.5	First, a call I made, something I saw coming early in the pandemic, and then a call
0:31.3	a listener made.
0:32.8	What did I see coming?
0:34.2	I made a prediction based on what we knew about transmission in March of 2020 that
0:39.4	glory holes were going to make a comeback. And I was right. A couple of months after I said on the
0:45.3	podcast, we could be entering a second golden age of glory holes. Health departments across North
0:51.0	America were urging people who couldn't go without dick to get the
0:55.0	dick they needed at glory holes. A lot of people got a lot of things wrong at the start of the
1:00.2	pandemic from the NIH and the CDC telling us we didn't need to wear masks wrong to the then
1:06.0	president of the United States telling us it was all going to go away like magic, wrong.
1:11.5	But I got glory holes right.
1:13.4	And I am never going to stop spiking that football.
1:17.4	And no ulterior motive.
1:19.3	My dick has never gone into a glory hole.
1:21.1	I was promoting glory holes.
1:22.3	My mouth has never been on the other side of one or even anywhere near one.
1:26.3	I like dick.
1:27.7	But ghost dick, disembodied Dick, not for me.
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