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Savage Lovecast

Savage Love Episode 996

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Sexuality, Relationships

4.76.3K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2025

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Listen in on Dan's conversation with a woman who learned that her husband had an affair early in their relationship. It turns out she's been chatting with the other woman for a year without knowing it was her! She lives up the street! Dan advises her on whether to broach the subject with her husband's ex-lover. A woman loves receiving anal sex so much, that she comes immediately and then needs her husband to get outta there. How can she prolong both of their pleasure? On the Magnum, Mpox cases are on the rise worldwide. Dan brings on queer sexual health teacher Dr. Carlton Thomas to give us the scoop. He was a clear and steady source of information during the first Mpox outbreak, and he's here guide us today. Finally, a middle-aged straight man who "broad"casts his feminist allyship on social media has a gaggle of younger women he's collected from his comments section who all expressed interest in him. He *may* want to try to commit to one of them, but doesn't want to make mistakes from his past. If he chooses just one, how can he "not get bored and fuck it all up?" 206-302-2064 [email protected] This episode is brought to you by Helix Sleep. Right now, Helix is offering 27% off site wide. Go to HelixSleep.com/Savage. With Helix, better sleep starts now.  This episode is brought to you by Blueland. Going eco has never been easier. Revolutionary, refillable cleaning essentials eliminating single-use plastic. Right now,  get 15% off your first order by going to Blueland.com/Savage This episode is brought to you by Overload by Maxxm: supplements that leave a lasting impression in the bedroom. For a discount go to maxxm.com/savage. Dan Savage is a sex-advice columnist, podcaster, author, and creator of the It Gets Better Project. From polyamory, to BDSM, gay rights to sexual health and with a dose of progressive politics, Dan Savage has been cultural force for sex positivity since the 1800s.

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0:00.0

You're listening to the Savage Lovecast, Dan Savage's Sex and Relationship Show for grownups.

0:05.1

If you're under 18, get out of here, young.

0:08.6

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary,

0:12.4

or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

0:18.0

while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.

0:25.6

Two quick things before we start the show.

0:28.9

Thing number one, last week, a few days before Christmas, I was at the pharmacy, picking up cold meds, and they were playing carols.

0:37.1

Now, call me a traditionalist, call me a conservative even,

0:40.4

but I don't think they should be playing carols at the pharmacy

0:42.9

or in elevators or restaurants or malls until after Thanksgiving.

0:47.7

But when I walked into the Walgreens on Monday last week,

0:51.5

a few days before Thanksgiving,

0:53.3

what did I hear blasting over the sound system?

0:56.2

With asses of note, there's E.R. and bottom for too many years, buddy's all but forgotten.

1:03.6

When Christmas is over and New Year's has passed, we celebrate buddy, buddy the ass. it's time for the feast of the ass at the feast of the ass we sing this

1:21.1

ballad the beast of the ass has been an important part of the holiday season since last year when we brought it back.

1:29.5

It was an actual feast day for centuries before getting dropped from the liturgical calendar

1:33.6

and forgotten.

1:34.7

But last year with the help of Savage Lovecast listeners, we gave Feast of the Ass everything

1:39.3

a modern holiday needs.

1:41.4

Amazing carols, Feast of the Ass, carols, written by Savage Lovecast listeners,

1:46.7

like The Ballad of Buddy the Ass, which we just listened to a selection from, music by Randy

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