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🗓️ 2 December 2025
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the Savage Lovecast, Dan Savage's Sex and Relationship Show for grownups. |
| 0:05.1 | If you're under 18, get out of here, young. |
| 0:08.6 | If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, |
| 0:12.4 | or if you're looking for sexual harmony, |
| 0:18.0 | while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast. |
| 0:25.6 | Two quick things before we start the show. |
| 0:28.9 | Thing number one, last week, a few days before Christmas, I was at the pharmacy, picking up cold meds, and they were playing carols. |
| 0:37.1 | Now, call me a traditionalist, call me a conservative even, |
| 0:40.4 | but I don't think they should be playing carols at the pharmacy |
| 0:42.9 | or in elevators or restaurants or malls until after Thanksgiving. |
| 0:47.7 | But when I walked into the Walgreens on Monday last week, |
| 0:51.5 | a few days before Thanksgiving, |
| 0:53.3 | what did I hear blasting over the sound system? |
| 0:56.2 | With asses of note, there's E.R. and bottom for too many years, buddy's all but forgotten. |
| 1:03.6 | When Christmas is over and New Year's has passed, we celebrate buddy, buddy the ass. it's time for the feast of the ass at the feast of the ass we sing this |
| 1:21.1 | ballad the beast of the ass has been an important part of the holiday season since last year when we brought it back. |
| 1:29.5 | It was an actual feast day for centuries before getting dropped from the liturgical calendar |
| 1:33.6 | and forgotten. |
| 1:34.7 | But last year with the help of Savage Lovecast listeners, we gave Feast of the Ass everything |
| 1:39.3 | a modern holiday needs. |
| 1:41.4 | Amazing carols, Feast of the Ass, carols, written by Savage Lovecast listeners, |
| 1:46.7 | like The Ballad of Buddy the Ass, which we just listened to a selection from, music by Randy |
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