You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.

The gays.

We are trendsetters.

Hair styles, clothing, relationship models, sexual practices.

What we are doing, wearing, and screwing today.

The rest of you will be doing wearing and screwing tomorrow. For example,

a trend we set. The gays canceled Rick Santorum before canceling Rick Santorum was cool.

We canceled Rick Santorum's last name anyway way, way back in 2003. He was then the third most

powerful member of the U.S. Senate. Rick Santorum was and still is a family

values conservative Republican, anti-choice, anti-gay, and anti-straight. Yeah, anti-straight.

The man campaigned on wanting to return us to the days when people could be and were arrested

for giving birth control to married straight couples. Like most politicians

at the time, Republicans and Democrats, Santorum opposed gay marriage. But he also thought

gay sex should be a crime. He thought and still thinks gay people should be thrown in jail

for our consensual and private sexual conduct. You know jail, where gay sex never happens.

But when Santorum compared gay couples who wanted to marry to child rapists and dog fuckers,

we, the gays, my gays, we sprung into action.

The gays redefined Rick Santorum's last name to mean the frothy mix of lubin fecal matter that is sometimes

the byproduct of anal sex. Me and my readers gay and straight. We did that. We canceled Rick Santorum's

last name. Pennsylvania voters got around to canceling Rick Santorum's political career in 2007

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