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We have got a whole lot of Catholic to get through before we start today's show.

First up, say a little prayer for Father Travis Clark, who's looking for a new line of work in a very tough job market.

Clark is the Catholic priest in Pearl River, Louisiana, who was arrested last week for having

kinky sex with two pro-doms in his church on the altar with an iPhone on a tripod recording

everything.

Someone passing by Saints Peter and Paul Church noticed the lights

were on and took a closer look and saw what was happening on the altar and pulled out their

phone and started recording the action themselves and called the cops who broke up the threesome

and then arrested the priest and both doms. All three have been charged with public obscenity.

The lawyer for the pro-Doms claims they were not in public view,

and the person who called the cops was trespassing on church property.

So who knows?

If the good Lord wills it, Father Clark may yet get off.

The Archbishop of Louisiana fired Father Clark immediately and had the altar removed from

his church and burned. The Archbishop then came to St. Peter and Paul Church to consecrate a new

altar, and all that happened within 48 hours of the story breaking. As a Catholic, I got to say, it is always refreshing to hear about a Catholic

priest who got caught having sex with consenting adults. But as a Catholic, I also got to say

the swift action taken here by the church, by authorities, is kind of infuriating. Imagine the

damage the church could have avoided doing to its finances, to its

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