Savage Love Episode 728

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 6 October 2020

⏱️ 55 minutes

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Summary

A woman would like a gigolo please. Or two. She knows she could score a man for free, but likes the idea of paying for it. Is this possible? How? Whoopsy daisy! A woman was texting her friend about the crippling crush she has on a co-worker, when she realized she was texting the co-worker herself. The gal reacted gracefully, but now what? On the Magnum, Dan interviews Dr Raphael Landovitz, about the promise of a new injectable version of PrEP. And, a 17 year old girl had penetrative sex for the first time. She's psyched! But she was very, very wet, and he was... not all that hard. Don't worry, teens! It gets better. 206-302-2064 voicemail@savagelovecast.com This episode of the Savage Lovecast is sponsored by OMGyes.com: a website dedicated to getting scientific truths out about women's sexual pleasure. Savage Lovecast listeners can get a discount if they go to . ThredUP is the world’s largest online thrift store with over 35,000 brands at up to 90% off retail price. For a limited time, get up to 30% off your first order at . The Savage Lovecast is brought to you by Dame Products: a woman-founded sex toy company. Visit to get $10 off your first order.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.6	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:13.7	well, there's nothing you can't pass on the Savage Lovecast. It's so unfair. It's so unfair. It's so unfair.
0:28.0	The way he gets treated by the Democrats, by the media, by debate moderators, and
0:35.0	microorganisms.
0:36.4	So unfair. Donald Trump has COVID-19. Apparently referring to the pandemic in the past tense, which they did at the Republican National Convention in August, does not confer immunity on the president. So Donald Trump has COVID-19. But it wasn't his fault because nothing ever is.
0:57.6	I don't know who started it, but when you read his tweets, say mommy in a whiny voice first.
1:03.3	Like adding in bed to the end of a fortune cookie, you have exceptional focus and drive in bed.
1:08.0	Or anal before the brand name of the RVs you see on highways,
1:11.5	anal pathfinder, anal expedition, anal jamboree, adding a whiny mommy to the start of every
1:17.7	Trump tweet makes them more bearable.
1:20.8	Mommy, now the fake news media is reporting that I wanted my daughter, Ivanka,
1:25.0	to run with me as vice president in 2015.
1:27.5	Wrong. Totally 2015. Wrong.
1:28.4	Totally ridiculous.
1:30.4	Mommy, one of the worst polls in 2016 was the Fox News poll.
1:34.8	They said they were going to change pollsters, and they didn't.
1:38.3	Mommy, liberate Michigan.
1:40.9	Anyway, back to the president and his diagnosis.
1:44.1	Donald Trump wants us to know it's not his fault.
1:47.4	It wasn't his fault that he caught COVID-19 and very likely spread this deadly virus,
1:52.6	knowingly spread this deadly virus, to dozens of other people,
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