Savage Love Episode 718

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Society & Culture, Sexuality, Health & Fitness

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2020

⏱️ 52 minutes

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Summary

An Irish man has found dating success with his "personal operating manual." After the second date or so, he slides over a piece of paper delineating his likes and dislikes, in bed and out. It cuts through a lot of clutter, says he. For those of you separated from your loved ones because of travel restrictions, there could be some hope maybe? Dan chats with Chelsea from "Love is Not Tourism" a group working to allow stipulations for folks who want to reunite with their beloveds in other countries. A kindly aunt has been counseling her newly out niece. The niece and her mother don't get along. Is it wrong for the caller to step in and chaperone her niece on her first date with a slightly older girl? And, one hot day, a woman found her "nubbin" tingling when she thought about ice cream for a second. Panic ensues. Is she some kind of ice cream fetishizing pervert? Her girlfriend tells her to chill out. So do we. Voicemail@savagelovecast.com 206-302-2064 This podcast is brought to you by . Click on the microphone and enter "Savage" for postage, a digital scale, and a 4 week trial. This episode is brought to you by Hello Fresh. Get fresh, pre-measured ingredients and mouthwatering seasonal recipes delivered right to your door. Get $80 off your first box when you go to . This episode is brought to you by Earnest: Earnest makes it easy to refinance your student loans. Get a $100 cash bonus when you refinance a student loan at . Terms apply.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.7	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:13.7	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast?
0:25.1	Remember this asshole?
0:27.4	My culture is a very dominant culture, and it's imposing and it's causing problems.
0:32.6	If you don't do something about it, you're going to have taco trucks every corner.
0:36.0	That's Marco Guderrez, who warned us
0:38.2	in 2016, that if Hillary Clinton won the presidential election, we would have taco trucks on
0:43.7	every corner. Oh, the horror. Gutierrez was the founder of a group called Latinos for Trump,
0:51.8	founded in 2015, you know, shortly after Trump called all Mexicans
0:55.4	rapists. I don't know if the organization and the grift is still active today and I don't
1:00.6	care to check. All I know is that Gouderas hasn't parked his ass on my TV in a while and I am
1:05.5	fine with that. But there's always more like him out there. There's always your diamonds and silks, your
1:11.2	Candice Owens's, your Caitlin Jenner's, and your Milo Yanopoli. There's always room in the Republican
1:16.9	party and a slot on Fox News for useful minority idiots, for people willing to back the party
1:22.5	that wants to prevent people like them from voting or breathing or serving in the military or getting married or getting
1:29.2	citizenship.
1:30.5	Clinton, of course, didn't win the 2016 election and we don't have taco trucks on every corner
1:36.5	today, which is a shame.
1:39.1	Wouldn't it be nice right now particularly to have a taco truck on the corner?
1:43.7	Staffed, of course, by members of one family who are all quarantining together and everyone
1:47.3	is using phone apps to pay that family for making tacos for your families, so everyone's safe.
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