Savage Love Episode 677
Savage Lovecast
Dan Savage
4.6 • 6.4K Ratings
🗓️ 15 October 2019
⏱️ 48 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com. |
| 0:06.6 | If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony, |
| 0:16.2 | well, there's nothing you can last ask on Savage Lovecast. |
| 0:25.3 | Podcast hosts, they're not sending their best, or we're not sending our best, at least not this week, because I'm sick, really sick, some sort of stomach bug or food poisoning. |
| 0:36.2 | I don't want to get too graphic, but I've basically been |
| 0:38.5 | sitting on the toilet now for more than 24 hours. So I don't have a show opener for this week. |
| 0:44.9 | Sorry about that, but I would like to leave you with this thought, or I would like to propose this |
| 0:49.4 | new cultural norm, a cultural norm I would personally like to see adopted everywhere immediately. |
| 0:55.2 | When one person in a house has to run to the bathroom roughly every 45 minutes over a 24-hour |
| 1:00.0 | period and it's an emergency each and every time, if that person's failure to make it to the |
| 1:05.1 | toilet would result in a literal shit show. The other people who live in that house are allowed |
| 1:09.5 | to use the bathroom, of course, |
| 1:14.4 | but they are not allowed to take their phones into the bathroom with them when they do. |
| 1:18.8 | I don't know if there's been any research in this area, but I have observed that bathroom visits with phones last about four times longer than bathroom visits without phones. |
| 1:24.2 | I'm guilty of this as well myself. And it's usually not a problem. But when somebody |
| 1:28.9 | has food poisoning, waiting is a problem. So no phones in the bathrooms. When someone in your house |
| 1:34.8 | has food poisoning or a stomach bug, the carpets you save may be your own. This episode of the Savage |
| 1:42.9 | Lovecast is brought to you by Everlane. |
| 1:45.2 | Luxury, basic clothing and accessories made at ethical factories without those retail |
| 1:49.8 | markups. |
| 1:50.7 | For free shipping and to support the Lovecast, go to everlane.com slash savage. |
| 1:56.0 | This episode of the lovecast is brought to you by the good folks at Squarespace. |
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