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There's something I want to say about a billionaire at the top of this week's show, but it's probably not the billionaire you're thinking about.

But before we get to the billionaire, I'm thinking about the billionaires. I'm thinking about billionaires whose behavior really should be

scandalizing us. I want to say this about Jeff Bezos's badass, dom-top, big dick energy move last week.

For those of you, just tuning in, some incredibly boring text messages that Bezos and his girlfriend

sent to each other were made public a few weeks

ago, made public by the National Enquirer, or the quote paper of record, as Donald Trump probably

describes it. And these text messages, which were universally described as steamy, were supposed to shock

and appall us all because now if there are children in the room or in the car, you might want to

turn the volume down.

We were supposed to be shocked because Jeff Bezos liked how his lover smelled and he wanted to

hold her.

Mmm, kinky.

The release of these steamy text messages prompted Bezos and his wife, who were already

separated to announce their divorce. Well, it turns out the National Choir doesn't just prompted Bezos and his wife, who were already separated, to announce

their divorce. Well, it turns out the National Enquirer doesn't just have Bezos's text messages.

They've also got pictures that Bezos sent his girlfriend, including Dick Picks, and Picks

his girlfriend sent to him. Swapping text messages, dirty text messages, and photos, including

dirty photos, billionaires.

They're just like us, just like the overwhelming majority of us, more than 80% of us who are,

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