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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't ask on the savage love cast having sex toys in a hotel room yeah i've done that

having condoms and lube in a hotel room done that too and condoms and lube in my hotel room correlate

highly with sex toys in my hotel room more studies studies required, but there may even be a causal

relationship here. Asking for extra towels, guilty is charged, and a causal relationship may also

exist between the need for extra towels and the presence of condoms, lube, and sex toys in my

hotel room. Not letting housekeeping in to do up my room. I frequently make my own bed when I'm

traveling and don't let housekeeping in because

I'm a grown up who makes his own bed and out of force of habit I make my own bed when I'm in

hotel rooms. And luckily for me, when I'm traveling with sex toys, condoms, and lube, and

sometimes making my own bed and consequently may occasionally need extra towels because of the sex

toys, condoms, and lube,

when I'm doing all those things, I'm not a woman.

If I were a woman, and I were staying at a Marriott and using my sex toys at a Marriott and needing extra towels to mop up at the Marriott,

a hotel staffer who'd recently undergone mandatory training to spot the signs of sex trafficking

might report me to a manager who might then report me to the police and I might find myself

shortly thereafter sitting in my hotel room in handcuffs I didn't bring with me having to explain

myself to authorities. But I'm a man and Marianne employees are only trained to regard these things as suspicious.

If the guests they've been encouraged by their bosses to spy on is a woman traveling alone

or a woman traveling with another woman. So I'm not going to end up in handcuffs. I didn't bring

with me to a Marriott. You, on the other hand, if you're a sexually adventurous

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