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I usually read a few tweets at the end of the show, but I'm going to make an exception this week, this show for McKinley, who tweeted this at me.

Hey, at Fake Dan Savage, I'm going to need your take on these Bezos sects on the next hashtag Savage Lovecast.

Jeff Bezos, the richest man in the world, announced last week that he and his wife, McKenzie

Bezos, were separating after 25 years of marriage.

As divorce announcements go, it was a pretty good one, thanks no doubt to the tireless efforts

of dozens of rich for

PR flax, PR flax. We feel incredibly lucky to have found each other and deeply grateful for

every one of the years we've been married to each other. The statement read, if we had known we

would separate after 25 years, we would do it all again. Lovely and hopefully true. All right, on to the Bezos

sext messages. As it turns out, the Bezoses were separated and Jeff was seeing someone else

while still married to his wife, which is something separated people are allowed to do. It's something

unseparated people sometimes do and sometimes are allowed to do.

And Jeff was sending sex messages to his girlfriend,

which is something that people do with their girlfriends and boyfriends and NB friends.

But somehow in Jeff's case, the National Inquirer got a hold of his sex messages and published them.

Before I read the sex messages themselves, I saw the screaming tabloid headline about the sex messages

on the cover of the New York Post.

Amazon Slime!

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