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They're Democrats, each and every one of the 800,000 federal employees, including the tens of thousands being forced to work right now without pay.

All of them, Democrats. So fuck them. Oh, no, wait, no, wait. They're all Democrats, all those indentured servants still screening our bags at airports.

But unlike the overwhelming majority of their fellow Democrats, every last employee of the federal government, all 800,000 of them, they all want Trump to build his wall.

So, you know, still, fuck them.

They're Democrats.

No, no, no, no, wait.

Breaking.

This just in? Federal workers are patriots. Great patriots, all caps. As Orange Julius Caesar tweeted Monday morning, we must work together.

The without pay was silent. We must all work together to build a wall. We don't need to solve a humanitarian crisis.

The president created and to stop illegal drugs from flowing into our country, which they do

primarily via airports and in the mail. And as of this moment, the president has no plans to

build a lid over our airports or shut down the mail.

But you know, it's only Tuesday.

I guess it's too much to expect consistency from the sundowner-in-chief,

the bald and baldly racist, dottering old bigot in the White House.

I mean, come on, Donald, pick one and stick with it.

You can't run around the country for years saying that Democrats want to destroy the country and all federal employees are Democrats and then claim all federal

employees are patriots unless they all owe their allegiance to and feel patriotic about

a hostile foreign power bent on the destruction of the United States. And there's only one employee of the federal

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