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Savage Lovecast

Savage Love Episode 537

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.66.4K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2017

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

A man's girlfriend moved to NYC to become a ballerina. But instead she's been boozing and eating food! Is it his place to tell her that ballerinas don't actually, you  know, eat? A transwoman has moved heaven and earth to get herself through college, despite her parents cutting her off. But then! Her school sent their choir to sing at You Know Who's inauguration. She's considering dropping out in protest. Don't worry, Dan talks her out of it. On the Magnum, welcome to PolyLand! Dan chats with Cunning Minx, from the podcast about the joys and pitfalls of poly living, complete with strategies for keeping your head together. If you are curious about how the poly folk get all their loving done, then be sure to tune in. Also, a woman is horrified to discover that her new boyfriend is pathologically messy. 206-302-2064 This episode is brought to you by . Get 50% off just about any item, plus free shipping when you enter the offer code "Savage". The Savage Lovecast is sponsored by Babeland, a women-owned sex toy retailer. You can shop Babeland boutiques in Seattle and New York or find them online at . Right now, Get 15% off in stores or from  with code SAVAGE at checkout. This episode of the Savage Lovecast is also brought to you by : luxury, affordable fair trade certified sheets. Get $50 off a set of sheets plus free shipping by going to  and enter Savage.

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0:00.0

You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.

0:06.7

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

0:16.3

well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.

0:24.7

A few big gay things happened this weekend. Big gay things we can all be proud of.

0:30.2

Kirsten Stewart, the actress, tapped to host Saturday Night Live, kind of sort of maybe

0:34.7

came out during the opening monologue. Sure sounded like it to me.

0:38.2

A little background,

0:39.2

Kirsten Stewart, who starred in the Twilight Vampire movie franchise,

0:42.3

famously dated and famously cheated on her co-star Robert Pattinson.

0:47.0

This led Donald Trump, who has famously cheated on every wife he's ever had,

0:51.5

including his current wife.

0:53.1

This led Trump to attack Stewart in 2012 in a series of,

0:56.3

you will never guess it, angry unhinged tweets.

0:59.4

Because cheating is only okay when men do it to women,

1:02.4

which is how God intended us to cheat.

1:04.9

I think they invited Stewart on to host Saturday Night Live

1:08.7

because Trump's no fan of hers and doesn't sound like she's much of a fan of his either.

1:13.2

Here she is coming out on SNL.

1:15.5

The president is not a huge fan of me.

1:18.9

But that is so okay.

1:20.7

And Donald's, if you didn't like me, then

1:22.6

you're really probably not going to like me now

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