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Savage Lovecast

Savage Love Episode 530

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Sexuality, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness

4.66.4K Ratings

🗓️ 20 December 2016

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

It's the happiest time of the year here at the Savage Lovecast, as we gather in Portland and also Seattle (somehow) for our annual-ish Christmas Special Extravaganza! Come for the snarky sex-advice, stay for the magnificent Shirley Gnome. This episode of the Lovecast is brought to you by Winc- the wine club that helps you to choose wine that suits your taste and ships it right to your door. For $20 off your first order, and complimentary shipping, go to .   Today’s episode is also brought to you by . the delivery service that sends you fresh ingredients and incredible recipes so you can make fabulous meals at home. Check out this week’s menu and get your first 3 meals free by going to .com/savage.   This episode is brought to you by Squatty Potty, the toilet stool that facilitates faster, easier and more complete SHITTING. Go to and use offer code "Savage" to save $25% off your entire order, plus free shipping.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hey, everybody. What you're about to hear is the best of a couple of live shows we recorded for Christmas, one at Portland's Revolution Hall, and one here in Seattle at the Neptune Theater.

0:09.1

Because the shows were both very visual and wouldn't translate to a podcast, we had to cut some of the stuff like the slideshow featuring our pal Jake Nelson's collection of not sexy Christmas selfies.

0:19.6

But we did have them back at the end of the show to help me answer some questions.

0:22.6

So in the Magnum version, when you hear Jake Nelson, that's who he is.

0:26.1

You'll also hear the magnificent Shirley Nome.

0:28.4

You will love her.

0:29.3

Here we go.

0:30.1

Enjoy the show.

0:31.3

You're listening to the Savage Lovecast.

0:33.3

www.

0:34.1

www.

0:34.6

www.

0:35.6

com.

0:36.6

Thank you, Mad the minority or use.

0:44.5

If you're stuck in a relationship,

0:52.3

or if you're looking for sexual

0:56.0

I'm almost on you're on you, Seattle. I almost canceled on you, Seattle.

1:15.9

I wasn't in the mood for anything, for Christmas, for the show.

1:21.2

To be honest, I have been struggling ever since, ever since you know what.

1:31.0

If you listen to the podcast, and I'm assuming you do,

1:35.9

otherwise how did you know to get here tonight, you've heard me trying to put the fight back in my listeners because it is on. There is going to be a fight. There are going to be many fights.

1:47.1

And if I'm going to be perfectly honest,

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