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In late October, at a rally in Colorado, Donald Trump held in his little greasy Cheeto-colored fingers a rainbow flag.

Someone in the crowd was holding up a rainbow flag and they passed it

up to the stage and scrawled on this rainbow flag, rainbow flag, of course, being the flag of the

LGBT community, were the words LGBT for Trump. And Donald Trump held that flag up and people took

his pictures and they went places, those pictures.

A writer in the Washington Times, which is a conservative paper owned by the rabidly anti-gay

Unification Church, a right-wing rag of a paper, described this event. Donald Trump holding a rainbow

flag in his hands and that rainbow flag not bursting to flames as an historic moment for gay equality.

No other Republican nominee in history has embraced the LGBT community in such a loud and proud way, wrote Richard Grinnell.

A gay man and an asshole and a former official in the administration of George W. Bush, of course, who was a man

who brutally exploited anti-gay prejudice to secure a second term in office programming anti-same-sex

marriage initiatives in 11 states to turn out the right-wing knuckle-dragging fundamentalist

Christian asshole anti-gay vote. Grinnell, who is now so concerned with LGBT equality, worked for George W. Bush, something

to bear in mind.

This moment, Donald Trump touching a rainbow flag with his greasy orange fingers in front of a

crowd, was pointed to by some of the brain-dead, self-lobottomized queer idiots who supported

Trump a handful of gay men,

as evidence that this was our guy, that he was pro-gay, and we needed to trust Donald Trump.

And somebody even founded an organization called LGBT Trump, which when you saw the logo,

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