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I know it happened almost a week ago, which is ancient history in internet podcast Twitter time,

but I was going to talk at the top of the show about Ted Cruz and how Ted Cruz chose

Carly Fiorina as his running mate before having secured the

nomination. And as it's looking increasingly unlikely that he will secure the nomination,

we are waiting for results from Indiana today. It is Tuesday. They're voting in Indiana.

Ted Cruz is probably being handed his ass right now as you listen by voters in Indiana.

But I ran across somebody else online ranting about Ted Cruz and his choice of Carly Fiorena.

And sometimes you just got to know when to get out of the way.

Sometimes you have to acknowledge the superior rant and the superior ranter. And so with his permission,

I am just going to play the three and a half minute clip that Charles M. Blow, op-ed columnist

for the New York Times, author of the book, Fire Shut Up in My Bones, a memoir about his child,

a terrific book. You should get it and read it. He posted this to his Facebook page last week in

reaction to Ted Cruz picking Carly Fiorina. And now I am just going to sit back and listen to it

again with you because it is genius. And he says everything I wanted to say, but he says it

better. Charles M. Blow. Okay, hello Facebook.

I just finished watching Ted Cruz pick Carly Fiorina as his vice presidential choice and running mate.

And I just cannot get enough of what I just saw.

First of all, when did we start having

losing candidates picking

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