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This feels very jinxy.

I actually don't like doing this.

I'm on vacation, as I mentioned last week, so we had to record a few shows in advance,

which means you're hearing my voice now, but I could be dead.

There could have been, I'm in Austria,

theoretically, in Austria, if everything went well, but, you know, a plane could have crashed and

I could be dead somewhere. I could CNN could be searching for my plane day seven or eight at this

point. Or I could have successfully made it to Austria in one piece and then had some bad

schnitzel and that was the end of me and you're hearing me from beyond the tomb, right, beyond the grave. And so these

sorts of pre-recordings that they make me nervous because they seem jinxy because I have

worst case scenario disorder. WCSD, we call it at our house. I caught it from my mother. There's

some hereditary component. I am now very like my mother in that the phone rings and you don't say hello when you answer the phone. You say, what's wrong? The phone rings. Now you know it's your kid calling or you know it's your spouse calling and you just see that and think this is bad. what's wrong never hello terry points out when he

calls me on the phone why can't it ever be hello can you start with hello it's always what's wrong

and my mother did that she did that too not hello but what's wrong i'm there so this feels a little

jinxy you know speaking to you from the past into the future and I could be dead.

And like I said, we are in Austria.

Terry and I in Austria on vacation, our son away at snowboard camp.

Hopefully everything's okay there too.

Oh my God.

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