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Hey, everybody, I'm on vacation this week.

So there's no topical rant at the top of the show.

And in the body of the show, there is a returning guest, one of my favorite guests of all times, Lucy.

I love Lucy.

I was recently in L.A. for a couple of weeks working on a project, and I had to do a podcast recording session while I was down there.

And Lucy drove me to the podcast recording session.

So, of course, I then invited Lucy to sit in.

Lucy, for those of you who recall, was my tour wife when I was filming a series for MTV where I went to college campuses and did the Savage Love Live, Schick, for television.

And Lucy was paid money by MTV to do my laundry and drive me places and not have sex with me, which made her kind of like my wife in the cliche kind of Lockhorns comics sense of wife.

I called her my tour wife.

And she sat in on a few podcast recordings during that project. And so for all time's sake,

I invited her to sit in during this podcast recording session. Lucy is not a sex expert.

Lucy is not a sex researcher. Lucy is not a famous person. Lucy is smart and funny and in her 20s and sexually active and in Los Angeles and has some ideas and perspectives of her own.

Some of them very hard one.

And I think she's smart and I think she's funny.

And if you don't, you might want to skip this show, but you might want to give Lucy a second chance if you don't think

he's funny. There are a lot of Lucy fans out there, and it's for you that we bring back for one

episode, just one more, Lucy on today's show. And of course, your calls, tons of them on today's show

too after this. This episode is brought to you by Nature Box, the subscription service dedicated to smarter snacking.

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