You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.

If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't pass on the Savage Lovecast. Religious conservatives are always talking about traditional marriage.

They support traditional marriage and they oppose all other kinds of marriage.

But what do they mean by traditional marriage?

All they mean is opposite sex.

The gang at the National Organization for Marriage,

for instance, doesn't care if a couple hues to traditional and archaic and sexist and patriarchal

gender roles. The gang at NAM, the National Organization for Marriage, for instance, they don't

care if a couple hues to traditional and archaic and sexist and patriarchal gender roles.

NOM doesn't make a distinction between two socially conservative virgin Baptists who want to have as many children as God grants them and two atheist abortion clinic doctors who want to live in a femme-dom cuckold hot wife relationship slash lifestyle.

So long as both couples are opposite sex, one man and one woman, both should be able

to legally marry according to NAM and other defenders of traditional marriage. Only same-sex

couples, aka non-traditional couples, should be prevented from marrying. So for NOM and other

religious conservatives, traditional equals opposite sex and opposite sex equals traditional, period,

the end.

So while some on the religious right are condemning Louisiana representative Vance McAllister

for having an extramarital affair, Vance is the guy, I'm sure you saw this on the news,

who got caught on tape making out with a staffer in his own office on a security camera tape.

Some are condemning him, but he deserves some credit for having one of those traditional extramarital affairs.

The person with whom he was having his affair is opposite sex.

And all traditional means is opposite sex, right?

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