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I'm mystified constantly by the debate in the country about birth control because it's always framed as a women's issue or a woman's issue.

Birth control, birth control, access to birth control, whether the Affordable Care Act is going to cover birth control,

whether private employers should be able to deny birth control coverage in their health care

packages to their employees because for moral reasons or religious reasons, they disapprove

of birth control, which is a real Pandora's box, because what happens then if that's okayed

by the Supreme Court? And then you have a

private employer who, for religious reasons, disapproves of cohabitation, disapproves of premarital

sex, disapproves of masturbation. At what point do you, anyway, where does that end? But anyway,

we always talk about access to birth control, birth control issues, as if it is something that impacts

women alone, as if birth control is something lesbians need when they have sex to stop them from reproducing somehow.

Birth control is something straight dudes need.

Their wives and girlfriends to have access to if straight dudes want to be able to have sex with women, straight and by dudes,

want to be able to have sex with straight and by women without making fucking babies that they do not want

and cannot take care of at this stage of their lives.

And that's not just youth and childhood premarital.

77% of married women use birth control to plan their families and to control

the rate at which they pop out children because not everybody wants to be a douger when they

grow up or should be, nor could the planet sustain that kind of quiverful bullshit nonsense

if it caught on more

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