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There's this organization. It's called One Million Moms.

And if you go to their Facebook page, there's about, I think, 8, or 9,000 of them, maybe 10,000, 12,000 of them now.

But they call themselves one million moms so they are.

And they crank up the religious right.

They crank up moms.

Every time

somebody on television gets a blowjob, gets finger banged, whenever anybody has a dirty ad that's

slightly sexually suggestive, you can count on one million moms putting out a press release.

That's what these people do. Spitting out a press release, condemning the sexual immorality of Waka, Waka, Waka. I haven't gone online yet to search to see if one million moms is losing their shit about my favorite Super Bowl ad. I thought my favorite Super Bowl ad was going to be the one for Chevy Trucks. Did you all watch the Super Bowl? If you didn't watch the Super Bowl, you might want to skip this week's intro. The one for Chevy trucks where they promoted bovine polygamy and bovine sister wives. They bring a bowl to a whole bunch of cows. And rather than scolding those cows and encouraging those cows to control their libidos, as Mike Huckabee scolds and encourages American women to do, they're just happy to see that bull and everybody in America is very happy that those cows are going to get the shit fucked out of them by that bull.

American women, however, you need to control your libido's because sex is for cows.

Anyway, I thought that would be my favorite ad because Bovine's sister wives. How cool is that?

But no, it was the Butterfinger ad that I did not see coming. Did you watch the Super Bowl? Did you see this ad?

Peanut butter and chocolate are sitting on a couch in a marriage counselor's office talking about their relationship and it's gotten a little stale and it's gotten a little dull.

And the counselor suggests that they introduced to their relationship Butterfinger, who's this guy in a kind of flashy Butterfinger colored track suit.

And he jumps on the couch with them and it turns into what looks like kind of a cuddle puddle orgy thing, a three way.

They're having a three way.

And not just any three way, but an MMF three-way,

the sort of higher bar three-way for most straight people. F-FM, two women and a dude, everybody's down

with it. MMF, a lot of guys, you know, that's like a higher bar. It's harder for them to

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