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I suppose I could talk about Liz and Mary Cheney to open the show this week.

There are, of course, the noxious daughters of our noxious former vice president.

Mary is a lesbian and she has a partner, Heather.

They've been together forever. They have kids. Liz is her disgusting demagogous sister and she's running for Senate in

Wyoming where being pro-gay marriage isn't going to help her. So she's come out against

her sister's marriage and her sister's blowing up at her. And me, knowing the Cheney's, not

personally, but having had them inflicted on me as a news

consumer for the last decade and a half, I think that, you know, you couldn't put this past

him, right?

Mary could be pretending and Liz could be pretending.

Mary could be pretending to be furious with Liz for opposing gay marriage to actually give her some anti-gay marriage cred in Wyoming on the ground with voters. It'd call me a big fucking game. Who knows? But if the Cheney's are now all at each other's throats about gay marriage, you know what that fucking couldn't happen to a nicer, pardon me, that couldn't happen to a viler pile of monkeys,

in my opinion. So I hope they tear each other's threats, but I'm not going to talk about them. I decided on the way and said, I'm just not going to talk about the Cheney's. Fuck the Cheney's. Liz Cheney is down by 50 points in the polls in Wyoming. Fighting with her Dyke sister is not going to turn that around. She is going to have her cheney ass handed to her, and that is going to be delicious.

And I'm not going to turn that around. She is going to have her cheney ass handed to her, and that is going to be delicious. And I'm not going to talk about Alec Baldwin, who said cock sucker and fag to somebody who probably isn't a cocksucker or a fag. And revealed himself to have that sort of homophobic impulse bullshit that some straight men of his age have were the worst thing you possibly say about somebody. Is there cock-sucking fag and when he's really mad that pops out. But, you know, whatever. Alec Baldwin shouldn't say that. And it is evidence of a lingering homophobia in his heart. But done with that. What I really wanted to talk about at the top of the show is the story that's about a week old. That's much more relevant to most of my listeners than what's going on with the Cheney family in the Senate race in Wyoming and Alec fucking Baldwin, who gives a goddamn flying fuck. There was a story in the New York Times on November 11th by Natalie Kitt Trofe. Not sure if I'm mispronouncing your name.

Natalie, I'm sure you're a Magnum subscriber, though, so I apologize to you.

The headline was, in hookups, inequality still reigns.

And it's about the fact that when they did this research with college-age youngsters,

they found that when a straight couple hooks up, 80% of the time the guy has an orgasm, which actually is

like kind of shocking, like 20% of the kind.

The guys aren't having orgasms?

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