Savage Love Episode 370

Savage Lovecast

Dan Savage

Relationships, Society & Culture, Health & Fitness, Sexuality

4.6 • 6.4K Ratings

🗓️ 26 November 2013

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

A man and his wife have agreed to divorce. But they have to keep living together for 3 more months. Would it be shabby to start sleeping with the hot gal that lives down the block? An 18 year old girl is engaged to be married to a man who she already knows to be sexually incompatible with her. So what's the problem? Dan chats with Dr. David Sarwer about libido changes following weight-loss surgery. In Magnum-land, a couple embarking on an open relationship disagree on who to tell and how to tell about their new, scandalous status. And, you're going to want to gather 'round the Thanksgiving table with your entire family and listen to the tale of a woman who went a-snooping and discovered that her sister is in a sugar-baby/sugar daddy relationship. Dan chats with the PR lass at a sugar daddy website about how wholesome and innocent this arrangement must truly be. It warms the heart. 206-201-2720 This episode is sponsored by ExtremeRestraints.com. Go buy something, and be sure to enter SAVAGEBLACKFRIDAY at checkout.

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0:00.0	You're listening to the micro version of the Savage Lovecast, www.com.
0:06.8	If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,
0:13.7	well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.
0:25.1	I don't want to be one of those people who flies all the time, who bitches then about people who fly rarely.
0:31.3	Particularly at this time of year, you get the amateurs at the airport.
0:34.3	You get people who fly once a year for Thanksgiving or Christmas and suddenly airports
0:38.6	that are crowded and unpleasant are a thousand times more crowded and 10,000 times more
0:45.7	unpleasant because the lines are moving more slowly because people aren't paying attention
0:51.1	because people don't know what to do because people don't do it all the time.
0:53.3	And I actually sort of envy people who don't know what they're doing at airports because it means they're not in airports all the time like I am.
1:01.9	I know exactly what to do in an airport because I'm always there.
1:05.7	And that's kind of sad and depressing.
1:07.1	I spend way too much time flying here and there.
1:10.4	My carbon footprint is appalling. When the
1:14.9	seas rise, when Chelsea is underwater in Manhattan, I'm going to have to take responsibility for
1:19.8	at least a block or two of that. But airports, Thanksgiving, it's Thanksgiving. People are in
1:25.7	airports. They're rushing home and they're in a panic and they've got their shitty awful. I'm sorry. They're lovely charming children with them who are melting down and behaving in shitty awful ways because they're just kids and airports are stressful and their parents are freaked out. And it just think sitting here looking at the news about the storm that is paralyzing the East Coast and parts of the Middle West and perhaps the Southwest that we just got to fucking bite the bullet and move Thanksgiving to June or July.
1:52.4	This is just a holiday that we made up a hundred years ago or so.
1:55.9	There's no fucking reason we can't move it.
1:57.6	There's no reason it has to be at the end of November.
2:00.8	There's no reason it has to come so hard on the heels of Christmas.
2:04.9	We can move this motherfucker.
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