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So is October, it's fall.

That means I've been on the road a bit, going to colleges and universities and doing Savage Love Live,

which is sort of a stand-up comedy version of my already kind of comedic sex advice column.

I just take questions on cards and stand at a podium and answer them.

And I really enjoy it.

I really love it.

It's one of the perks of my job.

It's getting to run around the country a bit, travel, meet the young people.

Sometimes, though, I am met by young people who do not like me very much.

Protesters.

And I'm all for college age, righteous indignation, protester types because I was that guy.

In some ways, a lot of ways, I still am that guy.

I still am out there organizing protests and swelling with righteous indignation.

But last week I spoke at Haverford College, which is right up the street from Bryn Marr and

Haverford is a tiny liberal arts school and it was a great talk and I had a great time.

A shout out to Kenzie who was one of the students who was at the workshop I did before the

talk and then at the talk came up to me afterwards during the signing and said, you know,

I didn't like you before today but after meeting you and talking to you, I really, I like you. I signed her book, I didn't like you before today either. Love Dan because I didn't know her before today, but I liked her. But she didn't like me until she actually came to my talk and listened with open ears. Anyway, some kids from Bryn Ma are rolled in to stage a protest at my talk. They were at the back of the room holding up signs, calling me an asshole. They were so far at the back of the room, I couldn't read the signs, so I'm just inferring that the signs were calling me an asshole. People don't come with protest signs to one of your talks and hold up signs and say, you look really good today. And again, the way these talks works, and people write questions on cards before the show and then I'm handed these questions right before I go on. And then I just stand there and answer them. And it allows people to be anonymous, just like they are when they write the sex advice column and just like people are when they call the show. So mixed in with the usual Savage Love Live questions like, will lube spice up my sex life? No.

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