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Yes, I've seen the headlines.

I appreciate all of you sending me the links to headlines like Santorum surges from behind,

which ran in a Philadelphia newspaper, and Santorum comes from behind, which ran on a Catholic

newspaper's website. And I have appreciated them, of course, I've appreciated them along with

everyone else. The only sort of silver, tawny, or beige lining in the Santorum victory last week, of course, is the unintended

and often intended humor. I think when the New York Times described Santorum as being in the

mix in a headline on the cover of the New York Times this week, they were winking at us. And I think

when the reporter at CNBC in a report about Santorum's house, about all the GOP

presidential candidates, their homes described a frothy controversy about where Santorum actually

lived during the 2006 election that he lost by 18 points to Bob Casey, that she was winking

at us. But it is the silver lining. We've all gotten to enjoy the laughs.

And the unintentional or unintentional references to the new definition were not so new. It's

been like eight years now. This isn't a new definition. It is just a definition of Santorum.

Of course, the frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.

I put an emphasis on the word sometimes because that's a word that people tend to overlook.

If you're doing anal sex right, there is no lowercase santorum.

If you're doing it right, there's no uppercase santorum.

There's no Santorum at all.

No Santorum involved.

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