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Straight people, I don't think you realize when you've just been insulted.

And you've just been insulted last week, the Pope, Pope Benedict, formerly nay, Joseph

Ratzinger, said that legal gay marriage is going to turn straight men everywhere into cock-sucking power bottoms.

That's the only possible interpretation of his remarks about legal gay marriage.

He said, the Pope says, that legal gay marriage threatens the future of humanity itself,

oh, fell, fell, how?

How exactly does it?

Well, the only possible interpretation, it's a common one with religious conservatives

when they complain about equal rights, full civil equality for lesbians and gays and bisexuals

and transgendered people is that if we tolerate this soon everyone is going to be gay.

And then one day we're going to wake up and the entire population of the whole world, all of us will have forgotten which hole it is that shits babies.

And we won't know where to put the come when we want to repopulate the world.

And this will threaten humanity.

We will go extinct.

Extinction is one of the threats that

legal gay marriage and open homosexuality poses to the planet because everybody wants to be gay.

And if I'm allowed to be gay, if I'm granted my full civil equality, straight guys out there

listening, if I'm equal, you are going to want to suck dick.

That's what the Pope is saying, that the only thing that stands between you and inhaling one dude's dick while another dude impels you on his is a marriage license.

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