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This is a very special Dan's hungover edition.

Anties hung, as Rosalind Russell famously said in Ante Mamie.

Ante's hung and dragon ass a little bit, a few too many tequila shots last night with the boyfriend

on a night out. And so you're not going to get, do you know, the best advice? You're going to get

a little shredded advice from me, a little headache advice. And so I apologize in advance if I

fail you, but if you feel that my advice is subpar, you're free to take your fucking skeezy sex

questions to Anne Landers or Billy Graham, who writes a very interesting advice column in the

back of mainstream American papers all over the country.

Or you can tutel on over to the American Family Association's website, pardon me,

the American Family Association's website, and ask Donald Wildman how to get a fist into your ass I'm sure he'll jump in and help you

So actually I think you're basically kind of fucking stuck with me

Considering the tenor and tone of your questions the subject matter at hand that even hungover and brain dead

You're gonna get better for me than you'd get from anyone

else. Let's go to the calls.

Hi, Dan. I'm calling in response to, I believe it was episode 21 with that really stupid-ass

bagget guy who said that he couldn't stand, you know, women or whatever. And I was so surprised that you

weren't, like, harsher with him. I mean, dude, I would totally totally shut the fuck up and just take it.

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