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So, how was your Valentine's Day?

Did you take my advice? Did you knock off on the fucking chocolate, the booze, the food, the coma that prevents you from banging the fuck out of each other when you get home

that then leads to a relationship crisis because it was Valentine's Day and you had a big

romantic meal with a lot of narcotic fucking wine. And then you didn't fuck because you didn't

take my advice. But I hope you did take my advice and you got fucked on Valentine's Day.

If you have a partner, if you don't have a partner, I hope you went out and fucked somebody

randomly on Valentine's Day. My Valentine's Day, I don't do Valentine's Day. My boyfriend

and I were not that romantic in that sort of traditional Valentine's Day-esque sense. But, you know, and I would tell you

exactly what we did on Valentine's Day, but I'm not allowed to discuss the particulars of our

interactions in the Valentine's Day or bedroom or assignation department on pain of divorce and disgrace and dismemberment. So we're just going to get to your calls. I'm going to leave it there. There's something I do want to tell you about what we did on Valentine's Day, but I'm just not going to go there. Because my asshole boyfriend has begun listening to the podcast. And that's right. I called you an asshole boyfriend because you didn't tell me he was listening to the podcast.

There have been a few where I talked about him and now I'm in trouble.

Asshole boyfriend.

Have you all that day?

Let's get to your calls.

Hi, Dan Savage.

I'm 33.

I'm pretty sexually open, fluid, I would say.

I'm in love with the woman.

She is awesome.

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