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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

well, there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast. Before we get to ask, on the Savage Mubcast.

Before we get to your calls, an apology.

Last week, I did the show.

Stone.

No, I don't want to say stoned.

I don't want to admit to perhaps felonious podcast behavior here on the podcast.

But there were treats at the podcasts that the tech savvy at-risk youth brought me.

They smuggled them into the building hidden in their dreadlocks.

And I ate them during the recording.

And I smacked my lips and I sucked pecans through my teeth and gargled chocolate chunks.

And I made disgusting noises, you know, which gay people are wont to do.

Have you ever strolled by a bathhouse? Holy Christ.

It annoyed some people. We got some calls and I want to apologize for my behavior and assure

you that this apple that I have here in front of me because we're on a health food kick, I am not

going to eat during the recording of today's show.

I'm no longer going to chew or smack my teeth because it's really disrespectful to you,

the listener.

All right.

We're going to get to your calls right after this.

We're off, right?

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