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If you're stuck in a relationship quandary, or if you're looking for sexual harmony,

while there's nothing you can't ask on the Savage Lovecast.

Hey everybody.

It's Dan.

Welcome to the Savage Lovecast.

You know, you write a sex advice column for 18 years, which means I've been doing it long

enough now that I'm giving advice to the children of the people I gave advice to when I

first started writing the column.

This has actually happened.

I've actually gotten letters from people who are 15 years old who say that I gave advice to their parents 15, 16 years ago. And that makes me want to blow my brains out, I have to say. But you get a reputation. People think you're obsessed with sex when you write a sex advice column. You know, and you go on TV. occasionally I was was on MSNBC this week and Larry King, you talk about sex, you talk about abstinence,

you talk about fags, you give Obama an F on gay rights as I did on MSNBC last week.

When people think you're obsessed about sex, and I'm actually not obsessed about sex.

What I am obsessed with is sugar. And the TechSheavy at-risk youth today presented me with a

absolutely awesome chocolate chip pecan,

butterscotch, something or other cookie,

and it's kind of,

it's kind of crack.

I mean, I don't eat a lot of crack, occasionally the boyfriends,

ha, ha, ha, nobody else's, but it's kind of like crack, and I don't do a lot of crack. Occasionally the boyfriends. Ha, ha, ha. Nobody else is. But it's kind of like crack. I don't do a lot of crack. Occasionally the boyfriends. Nobody else is. This cookie is crack. As I've understood, been led to believe that crack is, you know, really awesome, blows your mind, really powerful drug. This is the crack cocaine of chocolate chip cookies. and I'm going to eat this throughout the show. There's like eight of them here. I'm going to eat all of them throughout the show and then make myself throw up afterwards because you know I'm gay. I got to stay skinny. I'll say, you're going to have to listen to me, advise and chew. And I realize that's rude, giving people advice with your mouthful, is rude making people listen to you, masticate the delicious chocolate chip cookie. That's rude, but you know what?

Colin, that's rude giving people advice with your mouth full is rude making people listen to you masticate the delicious chocolate chip cookie that's rude but you know what calling up some dude

and leaving him messages about your the most personal squeaky details of your sex life and

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